Jay Leno
With gas prices approaching $5 a gallon, a lot people are starting to use bicycles. In fact, coming in today, I saw Jesse Jackson backpedaling all the way.
On Fox News, Jesse Jackson, during an interview, not realizing his mike was on, said some pretty nasty things about Barack Obama including that he would like to cut his testicles off. Hillary Clinton commented on the remark saying, “I don’t know what the big deal is — I say that to Bill at least once a week.”
Jesse also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child.
John McCain is coming under fire for comments made by his top economic adviser former Sen. Phil Gramm, who called America a nation of “whiners,” and that the nation is only in a “mental recession.” That $5 gas and the bank repossessing your house? That’s all in your mind.
Conan O'Brien
On Fox News, Jesse Jackson was caught saying he wants to cut Barack Obama’s n**s off. This marks the nicest thing ever said about Barack Obama on Fox News.
Jesse Jackson has said he is trying to apologize to Barack Obama, but Barack Obama has not taken his calls. Apparently, Jackson is so mad that Barack won’t take his calls, he’s once again threatened to cut his n**s off.
John McCain also in the news. At a campaign event, McCain refused to answer any questions about Viagra. Mainly because all the Viagra questions came from his wife, Cindy.
