Jay Leno
John McCain’s economic adviser Phil Gramm is under fire. He says Americans are bunch if whiners. He also says the country is in a mental recession, we are experiencing a mental slowdown . . . kind of like President Bush.
Earlier this week, the Senate approved a new eavesdropping bill, which means they’re now allowed to listen to what you say without you knowing it. Jesse Jackson is really upset about this.
Insiders claim that although Jesse Jackson publically supports Barack Obama, privately he doesn’t like him. Kind of like Bill with Hillary.
Today, Jesse tried to reach out to Obama who said, “Keep your hands where I can see them.”
Conan O'Brien
Today’s New York Times once again raised the issue that John McCain may not be eligible to be president because he’s not a natural born U.S. citizen. Apparently, McCain was born outside the 13 colonies.
Jesse Jackson says he’s trying to put his remarks about Barack Obama behind him. He says Obama has forgiven him. Obama says he’ll appoint Jesse Jackson secretary of nut cutting.
Barack Obama this week was endorsed by the U.S. Black Golfers Association. Not only that, Obama was also endorsed by the Association of Asian Hockey Players.
Last night, Hillary appeared at fundraiser with Barack Obama, and Obama told the crowd, “Hillary rocks.” Then Bill Clinton said the same thing, but he was talking about Hilary Duff.
