Jay Leno
They're now investigating why Barack Obama's charter jet had mechanical problems. ABC news says the jet was previously used by Hillary Clinton. So Hillary lets Barack borrow her plane and it had some problems. I wonder what that’s all about . . .
Conan O'Brien
The Democratic Party announced this week that Barack Obama will give his acceptance speech at an 80,000-seat stadium and that they will not serve fried food at the Democratic Convention. Which begs the question, Where are they going to find 80,000 Americans who don’t eat fried food?
